Stochastic Parrot t-shirt

**THIS IS NOT A BIRD. THIS IS A STATISTICAL APPROXIMATION OF A BIRD.**

wear the paper that started the argument. featuring a dangerously low-resolution ascii parrot embroidered on the chest (because high-res would be a hallucination) and 'TRAINED ON YOUR DATA' printed on the back.

works as a universal disclaimer for:
1. large language models
2. your own personality
3. anything you say after 2am

**technical specifications:**
* **substrate:** 100% cotton (biological compute unit)
* **embroidery:** grey thread (simulated permanence)
* **back print:** direct-to-garment (warning label application)
* **fabric weight:** 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (heavy enough to ground you in reality)
* **tubular fabric:** implies a topology no one truly understands
* **fit:** structured (unlike the model's outputs)

**care instructions:** do not feed the parrot. do not train on this garment. if the bird starts speaking, that is a hallucination.

**origin:** blank product sourced from earth. the data was sourced from [REDACTED].

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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